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Song of the day

In music, SOTD, Uncategorized on December 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm

by Seamus Garcia

Today’s song is Black Mascara Tears by Black Mascara Tears

Black Mascara Tears by Black Mascara Tears

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Festivus link of the day

In life on December 23, 2010 at 6:48 pm

by Seamus Garcia

If you’ve ever wanted all of the details about Festivus you can find most of them in this video.

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Song of the day

In music, politics, SOTD on December 22, 2010 at 6:07 pm

by Seamus Garcia

Today’s song is Respect and Obey Authority, by X-Treme Power.

Their summer tour will bring them through Cuba, Venezuela and North Korea, and culminate with a concert for the Dear Leader at the Ryugyong Hotel.

Songs of the Day courtesy of THE RESIDENTS.

In music on December 21, 2010 at 8:00 pm

by Mimsy Leguin

Merry Christmas from The Residents.

Click the READ MORE AND COMMENT tab to, well, read more and comment.

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Your (Presumeably) First Introduction to Paul Outerbridge

In meat packer's gloves on December 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

by Mimsy Leguin

was this photo:

“The trompe l’oeil is the ironic simulacrum of reality. It is what surrealism was to the functionalist revolution of the early twentieth century — surrealism being but an ironic reverie on the principle of functionality. And like trompe l’oeil surrealism is not quite part of art or art history, for their concern is with a metaphysical dimension, and not with matters of style. They attack our sense of reality or functionality and, therefore, our sense of consciousness. They seek out the wrong or reverse side of things, and undermine the world’s apparent factuality. This is why the pleasure that they give us, their seductiveness, however small, is radical; for it comes from a radical surprise borne of appearances, from a life prior to the mode of production of the real world.”

Yes, I typed all this out for you, dear readers. Yes, Baudrillard is baller. Yes, that is a nude wearing meat packer’s gloves. Is it art? Well, what do you think?

How to make your HTC Incredible play that dramatic Law and Order sound when you receive a text message

In technology on December 20, 2010 at 7:08 pm

by Seamus Garcia

I wondered exactly that.

First, download the sound, which is here.

Download it, and put it somewhere easy to find.

Next, dock your phone to your computer so you can browse its folders. This means you need to select “mount as disk drive” when you plug it into your computer.

Next, open “My computer.” There will be two folders that you can access for your phone. One is the storage space in your phone, the other is the removable Micro SD card. The card is usually the second of the folders to appear. For me, it shows up as the N:\ drive. Open the folder to N:\media\audio\notifications, and drag the mp3 into it. Undock your phone, and go to Settings/Sound/Notification sound, where you can select it.

ENJOY

LAW AND ORDER SOUND

SOTD: The Cramps, “Green Fuzz”

In SOTD on December 20, 2010 at 5:35 pm

by Mimsy Leguin

(Nota bene: The first time I ever heard this song was when I was a senior in college, and had just witnessed a boy solve a Rubik’s cube in 20 minutes. Directly after accomplishing this feat, he immediately hopped on a skateboard and skated around the room, drinking from a plastic jug of water, until he crashed into the bed and proceeded to kiss me. The song in that moment ruled utterly.) Read the rest of this entry »

Recipe of the day

In food, ROTD on December 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm

by Seamus Garcia

Today’s recipe is barf.

  • 3/4 pound Raw Meat — *see Note
  • 1 egg — raw
  • 2 tablespoons yogurt
  • 1 teaspoon honey
  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon flax seed oil — *see Note
  • 1 teaspoon kelp seaweed powder — *see Note
  • 1 teaspoon alfalfa powder — *see Note
  • 250 mgs vitamin C — for dogs
  • 1/4 cup kibble — optional

Your dog will love it.

Song of the day

In music, SOTD on December 18, 2010 at 5:52 pm

by Seamus Garcia

In Defense, by Ignite.

From the 1996 album Past Our Means. Playing in Anaheim in a few hours.

Get retarded, ’90’s style.

Helmut Newton is Like Sex That Hurts (in a good way):

In Uncategorized on December 18, 2010 at 3:23 pm

by Mimsy Leguin

Goddamn. You know?

Read an interview here.